All about English

I just had my IELTS today. Don't wanna talk about. Damn hard and confusing.

Difficult questions:
'Please sign up in advance.'
Venus and AU.

and when I went home and saw an article about English. It hilarious!

"英文原來可以害死人的"

媽媽學英文-有一天, 我正在看 VCD, 老媽捧了一本書進來.
老媽:「這個 "I don't know." 是什麼意思?」
我說:「我不知道.」
老媽:「送你上大學讀了幾年, 你怎麼什麼都不知道?!」
我說:「不是! 就是 "我不知道" 嘛!」
老媽:「還嘴硬!」說完老媽給了我一巴掌.

老媽:「那 "I know." 是什麼意思你應該知道吧?!」
我說:「是 "我知道" .」
老媽:「知道就快說.」
我說:「就是 "我知道" .」
老媽:「你身痕是不是?」
我說:「就是 "我知道" 呀!」
老媽:「知道你還不說! ? 不懂不要裝懂!」
老媽又給了我一巴掌.

「再問你一個」老媽:「 "I know but I don't want to tell you." 是什麼意思?」
我:「..................」 打....

人們常說:「學習是痛苦的歷程.」不過我不明白, 為什麼受傷的總是我.
我媽學英文的熱情日益高漲, 因而我的苦難就日益加深.

今天, 她又來問我了.
「兒子啊!」老媽:「"I'm very pissed, don't bother me." 是什麼意思啊?」
我說:「我很煩, 別煩我.」
老媽:「欠揍! 跟你媽這麼說話.」
於是! , 我又挨了一巴掌.

老媽又問:「"I didn't hear it, can you repeat." 是什麼意思呢?」
我說:「我沒聽清楚, 再說一次.」
老媽又說了一遍:「I didn't hear it, can you repeat.」
我說:「我沒聽清楚, 再說一次.」
我:「噢～好痛!」

老媽再問:「"What did you say?" 又是什麼意思呢?」
我說:「你說什麼?」
老媽作勢要打我,「算了! 問另外一句.」
老媽:「"Look it up in the dictionary." 是什麼意思呢?」
我說:「查字典.」
老媽:「叫我查字典? 那我幹嘛問你?!」
這次, 我挨了兩巴掌.

老媽又問:「"You'd better ask someone else." 怎麼翻呢?」
我說:「你最好問別人.」
老媽:「你是我兒子, 我問別人幹嘛? 你又在身痕了.」
老媽又給了我一巴掌.

老媽:「我再問你.」「"Use your brain, and then think over it ." 又是什麼意思呢?」
我說:「動動你的腦子, 再仔細想想.」
老媽:「死仔,還敢耍我?!」
我:「嗚~~~~ 」

St. Valentines

We were discussing about Valentine's history in English class today!



and when I went home to check my mail box, I have mail!




Thanks Moo-m00!! Happy Valentines Day to you too~

Stupid Me...

Today, my class is SUPPOSED to start at 10.30am for one hour, and my next class is at 1.30pm. So, as usual, I tried my very best to wake up on time for Law class (I bet Mr Raj is very irritated of my late-coming or missing-from-class attitude).

......Ok, so what if I reached class on time today? I walked in to an empty and dark classroom. "Erm, where is everyone?", "Did I enter to the wrong classroom? 3-3, shouldn't be wrong." I sat in the empty class for like 10 minutes. Then I realized something weird is going on......

Rachel, where are you??? Ahh, saw William...
"William, mana Rachel ah?"
"Entahla, masih di class mungkin. Kenapa?"
"Takda la, tunggu dia untuk Law class ma."
"Law class? Bukan this Monday dan Tuesday this week cancel ka?"
"Eh ya oh..."

*OMG, I feel something crash my head.*

Even someone who isn't in my class knows that class is cancelled.
How can I not know?
In the end, I had to wait for 3 hours until the next class. Went to McD for lunch with YTL, Foong Yee and Herenna. (Its my 3rd consecutive day having fast food, OMG I'm gonna gain more weight!)


In conclusion,
Dear Clara, pls pay more attention in class.
I wonder where my heart flies when I'm in class.

The day she went away...

The long awaited day has come, Lavinia is going to Australia tomorrow. But before that, she came to KL first. Her first stop is KL, becauase her flight is a transit flight.

After classes, I thought I can go home and change immediately then go find here, then suddenly I was informed that there is a council meeting that I must attend. Arrgh!! Ok, I'll attend. Please make it fast people...

At last, I was released. Yay!! We had dinner at Nando's, together with her parents, Vanessa, Ed, and Yan. (Sorry ppl, no pictures coz I forgot to take pic...) After dinner, Lavinia, JY and I parted with the rest. We went to JY's house to have fun.
While waiting for the rest to come...






Hooi Sze brought PICTIONARY to JY's place. It is a very nice and fun game.



There were 6 of us at the beginning, i.e. Me, Lavinia, JY, Hooi sze, Chun yip and Vivian. Then later Isaac and Soon keat came and join us.

This is during the game:


Lavinia and Jy won the 1st round, but Hooi Sze, Isaac and I won the 2nd round. In the final round, me and Isaac won again! Woooooot...

[Something funny: Chun Yip illustrated a 'p*t' as BAD, Hooi Sze illustrated cigaratte lookalike as toothbrush, Lol! others, I cant remember dy.]

The next day, me, Hooi sze and Jy came to see Lavinia off at the airport.




and Jun Yan became very down and wanted to cry after Lav left.




[Kidding! Guys will only show their tears and sorrow in their hearts.]

Jy was frustrated because his car parts dropped while driving to the airport. (It was so funny, like in the cartoons, the car is moving, then suddenly a part drops one by one, then at last the driver is only the sterring. LOL!!)
Jy reached the airport at around 5.30pm, and we had to wait for the mechanic, who came at around 9pm. Then we waited for the tow guy until 10.30pm.
While waiting, we S-Sed a bit.




Because Jy's car broke down, the mechanics were kind enough to send us back to Jy's place. Lucky that Jy's car broke down, Hooi sze and I had a chance to sit in a Volkswagen, GOLF.

The interior of VW is very cool at night.

Poem by a friend...funny one.

I just found something while looking through my old files, to find that I still kept a poem that someone made especially for me...

Its supposed to be a RAP anyway...here goes:

Clara,aka wawa,

Shes wondering whether shes a lala,

So she ask me and I said ya ya,

She was so shocked she went gaga,

While I was laughing ha-ha,

She was so mad she ran to her car car,

And drove back to KK so far far,

Screaming for her mama,

She almost became ,

In the end she became a famous hairdresser lala,

Ok la, better end this , Like how ms joyce say ‘ta-ta’.

That's the end of it. Cute, ain't it?

My First Post

Oh boy, creating a blog is much more harder than I imagined...