MEN's Understanding of WOMEN a good collection

For a good laugh!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


From Lav's fwd mail.

Graduation Day (Nat's).

It is Natalie's graduation day, and I went for it. (Congrates Nat!!!)

I brought my roomie with me =)

The graduation was held at JW Marriott Hotel. The place was just so cool! Everything was perfect. The moment you step into Marriott, you can just feel the difference; they treat you nicely and with respect, and make you feel like you are a VIP! Now that's what I call good service =) There were exhibitions of the graduates' creations and productions on the hallway to the grand ballroom.

Natalie and her friend, Jini's piece of work.

Well, nuf' said about the hotel. Nat's graduation was awesome! They had a fashion show. I saw Nat's designs (She was the only designer that did not use black, i.e. her designs were absolutely different from the others.) A lot of people went for the 'emo' look or the 'old school' feel. Natalie's designs were great. I also like Jini's designs as they were so colourful and vibrant!

(Click on the picture to have a better view.)

Natalie, the designer.

Haha, have to take picture with her first. Manatau next time she become like Anna Sui or Vera Wang like that, busy flying across the planet, to NYC ka, Paris ka, then I won't have the chance to take picture with her man!

Once again, CONGRATULATIONS NATALIE!
P.S. Don't forget to design my wedding gown =)

Rajinnya.

I've been eating a lot of burgers lately, since McD had their stupid promotion. I went to McD with my roomie, Faustina, and we took away 3 sets of McD.

I think I'm gonna die young of obesity. I don't wanna die that early!

[Well, I hope I can control my cravings for McD. ]

Damn KaiMing, introduced me BIG MAC burger, haha! I liked BIG MAC since my first bite.

After that, we went to foyer to study and do some homework. Faus secretly took my picture while I was attentively doing my homework =)

Faus liked this pic. I'm uploading her 'masterpiece':

End up? I started drawing her hand...

Haha!

Oh My...

"What happened to the taxi?"
The taxi was on/above a flight of stairs!

(Sun-U Residence: On the way to the pool.)

Just like this!

Earth Hour

VOTE EARTH

YOUR LIGHT SWITCH IS YOUR VOTE

This year, Earth Hour has been transformed into the world’s first global election, between Earth and global warming.

For the first time in history, people of all ages, nationalities, race and background have the opportunity to use their light switch as their vote – Switching off your lights is a vote for Earth, or leaving them on is a vote for global warming. WWF are urging the world to VOTE EARTH and reach the target of 1 billion votes, which will be presented to world leaders at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009.

This meeting will determine official government policies to take action against global warming, which will replace the Kyoto Protocol. It is the chance for the people of the world to make their voice heard.

Earth Hour began in Sydney in 2007, when 2.2 million homes and businesses switched off their lights for one hour. In 2008 the message had grown into a global sustainability movement, with 50 million people switching off their lights. Global landmarks such as the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, Rome’s Colosseum, the Sydney Opera House and the Coca Cola billboard in Times Square all stood in darkness.

In 2009, Earth Hour is being taken to the next level, with the goal of 1 billion people switching off their lights as part of a global vote. Unlike any election in history, it is not about what country you’re from, but instead, what planet you’re from. VOTE EARTH is a global call to action for every individual, every business, and every community. A call to stand up and take control over the future of our planet. Over 74 countries and territories have pledged their support to VOTE EARTH during Earth Hour 2009, and this number is growing everyday.

We all have a vote, and every single vote counts. Together we can take control of the future of our planet, for future generations.

VOTE EARTH by simply switching off your lights for one hour, and join the world for Earth Hour.

Saturday, March 28, 8:30-9:30pm.

http://www.earthhour.org/

Clara Chong

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Clara Chong!

1. Research indicates that Clara Chong will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
   -Not Banana, pls.
2. All shrimp are born as Clara Chong, but gradually mature into females.
   -I don't wanna be a shrimp!!!
3. It is bad luck to walk under Clara Chong.
   -LOL
4. Some birds use Clara Chong to orientate themselves during migration!
   -Helping birds migrate?? =.=
5. Clara Chong can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
   -Cool! Don't ever think of over-taking me.
6. Clara Chong has three eyelids!
   -Izzit???
7. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Clara Chong in your ear 700 times.
   -I guess you'll be hearing a lot from me. =)
8. In her entire life, Clara Chong will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
   -Am I not sweet enough?? LoL.
9. Clara Chong can be seen from space.
   -Then I must be a star!
10. Four-fifths of the surface of Clara Chong is covered in water.
    -It must be moistured by love (爱情的滋润).

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

From Michelle's blog.

All About Food.

RThis is my dinner for today, Assam Laksa Maggi.

Nice or not?

(I arranged everything myself ^^)

and a few days ago, I went to eat Kajang Sate!! Its very delicious...

and lastly, Homemade patties...
Double Patty burger with cheese and egg...Minus the burger pls!

Btw, Yai made the patties.

.

The weather these days suck.

It was like this just a moment ago:

Crazy...

I saw a pic of lav at someone's profile.

She sure is enjoying life in Melbourne.

PLUS,

Doing crazy stuff! (Things that she had never done in life...)

1. Joined anime club.
2. Learnt pumping.
3. Played MAFIA.

and now...FIGHTING POSE! Can you imagine???

Walao...I wonder what kind of friends she has. So big influence wan???

Helping Out at the Food Stall

Its Tuesday, and my class starts at 1.30pm. I can actually stay in my warm bed, and dream a lil sweet dream..But as I looked at my watch, its already 10am! The day before, Ellen has asked me to help out in jaga-ing her stall while the rest of them have classes. Its is their Moral Education (LAN) project. They are selling burgers, cupcakes, Revive and Oat Quaker in the cafeteria.

Luckily there is Rachel with me, or I'll be bored to death!

The cupcakes were selling pretty well. Most of them bought 4 by 4s.



Actually, Rachel was in charge of making the burgers while I help her promote the cupcakes. Manatau, suddenly she had a phonecall that she must make. There isn't line at our stall. So I took charge of the whole stall.

Just after she left, someone came to buy burgers!
*OMG, I don't know how to make burgers la...*

"A burger with egg, 3 Ringgit?"
"Yea..."
"Right. I'll have one please."
*Rach, come back FASTER. I can't handle the burger stall!*
"With egg? Wanna take the normal burger?"
"NO, I want it with egg. And I'll be right back."
"Erm, Okayyyyy..."

The egg burger is quite hard to make cuz we are only using a grill.
Since no one looking, faster simply make only la. So I made the burger, following Ramlee burger's way, i.e. grill the patty, break the egg at the narrow side of the grill, the wrap the patty with the burger. Done!

It wasn't as hard as I thought it was.

See, me cooking in the cafeteria!

All proceeds will go to Harvest Centre.

Wanna help the poor kids? Buy something from us!

Everything Ends Here

Today was my English Speaking test. I thank God because the questions that I got was actually something that I know, that I understand, and that I am exposed to. Hopefully I will get the band that I want!
Anyway, after the test, I went for movie with Hui Sin, Yuan Teng, and Erlina. We watched LOVE MATTERS by Jack Neo.

The movie is filmed in Malaysia, and is about love and sex.

The movie is based on 3 concepts:
1. Those that don't have LOVE wants it.
2. Those that have LOVE don't know how to show it.
3. Those that have been LOVING for too long can't see love.

It's really true when they said "Must there be sex when there is love?" I don't think people cried in this movie. But anyway, this movie is really FUNNY~

After that we went for out ALSCO Farewell Dinner at Agefuru (i think that's how its spelt). Took lotsa pictures, but I would like to upload just some pictures. Others are in facebook.

This is the last week that I will be busy for both serving in student council and preparing for English. Yay!!